I nominate Jeff Stein, he will insult and put these idiot reporters in their place without them even realizing it. It will be comical.
PLOM...NOT! said:
I would really like to see Mark Steyn in this position. What a hoot that would be! They'd make money selling ringside seats!
I say:
I can't believe no one has mentioned yet another Stein. Appoint Ben Stein. Like in Ferris Bueller's Day Off, I can see him doing this at a White House Press conference:
"In 2001, the Republican-controlled House of Representatives, in an effort to alleviate the effects of the -- anyone? Anyone? -- the Clinton Recession, passed the -- anyone? Anyone? The Bush Tax Cut bill which -- anyone? Raised or lowered? ... lowered taxes, in an effort to revitalize the economy. Did it work -- anyone? Anyone know the effects? It did work, and the United States began its recuperation from the Clinton Recession."
You can look through articles written by Stein in the American Spectator