Sexuality expert says animals can be homosexual (Barf Alert!)

Oregon Daily Emerald (University of Oregon) ^ | April 18, 2006 | Brett A. Olson

[DBeers]

What is with the homosexuality obsession here? I'm starting to get the creeps :/

Define obsession...

[rattrap]

I see sexuality experts down on Ponce DeLeon Ave. all the time, never seen them studying animals though.

[GatorGirl]

Her speech became personal when she told of a sexual encounter involving her current companion that occurred in 2001. While living in Berkeley with a friend, the friend’s dog, a Chow Bella named Buster, sat on the bed while she was in the thralls of a sexual experience. Terry quickly removed the dog from the bed.

If this isn't the most ungrammatical and convoluted sentence I have ever read, I don't know what is.

Is the dog her "current companion" or is she speaking of a person?

The dog lived in Berkely with a friend?

Is the Chow dog a female named Bella or a male named Buster, or a male named Bella or a female named Buster (if the dog wanted to have sex with her, I'd think it was a female, right?)

Is there a breed called "Chow Bella"?

Was the speaker or the dog in the thralls of a sexual experience?

If the sex was of the speaker with a man, perhaps the dog of the opposite sex was showing affection to the member of the opposite sex, not the same sex. If the speaker was having the experience with her girlfriend, the dog wouldn't have been a male but a female for her to get interested in homosexual animals....

I know I'm thinking about this way too hard, but I am hopelessly confused.

[FormerLib]

Animals also engage in incest. When will the Left be honest enough about their beliefs to publicly endorse that perversion as well?

[gondramB]

Well, its not my field so I don't even know which key science groups to look at on this one - animal behaviorists, biologists...I'm not sure. And then I have no idea the state of research.

But I am certain that it won't be Women's studies.

[Clioman]

"The next day, Terry found a bone underneath her pillow, a sign of affection from the dog..."

I used to have a cat that brought me signs of affection...the half-eaten cadavers of birds, squirrels and young rabbits, mostly. Curiosity and nausea are an interesting combination; why does that mix seem so apppropriate in describing this story?

[FormerLib]

Obsession as defined by the pro-homo cheerleaders rougly defines to "speaking the truth against perversion."

If they are running their standard playbook, next they'll suggest that anyone who stands against their perversion must be homosexual themselves.

Turd burglars are nothing if not predictable!

[weegee]

Animals can also engage in rape, interspecies sex, incest, and cannibalism. Doesn't make it acceptable human behavior.

[Stepan12]

What animals should we act like? Black widow spiders who pull the heads of their male companions when they're having sex with the female spider?

Unless one can talk to the animals, one can't be sure of the reason they're doing the strange things they do nor is what the animals do necessarily of net benefit to human beings.

[Vn_survivor_67-68]

"...If the speaker was having the experience with her girlfriend, the dog wouldn't have been a male but a female for her to get interested in homosexual animals...."

well, since the pooch was named Buster, it was likely male......so that passage goes to the idea that male canines have a voyeuristic affinity for lesbians in the act....... heterosexual males usually will observe intently if presented with the same opportunity......so the butch's queens pooch is a straight male, I take it?

[gondramB]

"What animals should we act like? Black widow spiders who pull the heads of their male companions when they're having sex with the female spider?"

That's another reason to not get upset about these sort of studies even when they are done by real scientists. Acceptable human behavior is a different issue than what animals do. For example my cat thinks nothing of lifting his leg and licking himself when we have company.

But it is interesting to see the behavior is naturally occurring in a wide variety of species - it may play into the nature versus nurture for animal behavior debate.

[gidget7]

Got to agree with you ???

Well put!

[weegee]

Animals "tag" territory they claim as their own. Signs and fences don't matter to them.

By animal kingdom rules, gangs of taggers should be permitted to do as nature compels them.

[gidget7]

"What is with the homosexuality obsession here? I'm starting to get the creeps :/"


Starting? What took ya so long?? LOL

[Beagle8U]

"I know I'm thinking about this way too hard, but I am hopelessly confused"

I was LMAO reading that part also.

I concluded that this carpet-munching speaker, was getting it on with her lesbo girlfriend, the poor dog ( of whatever gender) stuffed a bone under her pillow to give her a freaking clue what she should be using for sexual gratification.

This totally disproves her theory, and the damn dog was trying to steer her back to the straight and narrow.

Just my opinion, some may have read that hogwash differently.

[weegee]

"Hollywood" lesbians and Johnny Cash looking butch lesbiasn are two different things.

The reality doesn't match the illusion.

And just so you know, those porn stars aren't attracted to the overweight old guys they have sex with either. It's a job.

[GodfearingTexan]

i think an actual unbiased psychological exam of this author would find him/her/it to be truly sick emotionally. yet, somehow, they have no idea and neither do their readers of just how silly this whole thing is. let's face it, homos are not right psychologically. they are literally screw-ups of the system. that's all you can say about it.

[A message]

LOL

Beagle, I had the same thought.

( and I'm still laughing at this nut case" female")

[gidget7]

""Some animals eat their children, does that make cannibalism genetic as well?""


Now that was an awesome comeback!! So true, and yet....Still I spit all over my monitor ROFL

[gondramB]

>>"Animals "tag" territory they claim as their own. Signs and fences don't matter to them.

By animal kingdom rules, gangs of taggers should be permitted to do as nature compels them.<<

Exactly - no rational person would make the argument that all animal behaviors are permissible for humans.

Therefore studies about animal behavior (when done by proper scientists) are just data about the world and we should the let chips fall where they may.