Don't deport my pool-boy, Manual Labor.
It Was a Dark and Stormy Night
"With a curvaceous figure that Venus would have envied, a tanned, unblemished oval face framed with lustrous thick brown hair, deep azure-blue eyes fringed with long black lashes, perfect teeth that vied for competition, and a small straight nose, she had a beauty that defied description."
Well, there went any admiration I may have had for Eva Longoria, appearances on David Letterman notwithstanding.
I have witnessed some of the terrorists tactics of the UFW and want nothing to do with them.
Any guesses on who tends her lawn and garden? housekeeper? pool boy? nanny? etc?
All jobs real Americans won't do.
The first step is to DOCUMENT THEM!
Once they are on the roles we can deal with their background to wit: are they good, hard working people with family values or a felon.
Next we can deal with the employers. Are they meeting their responsibilities vis a vis taxes, benefits, etc.
Finally a few, proud men and women will be enlisted into the army guard of our newest state - Campeche. We wont stop at the Halls of Monctezuma but will free from the Yucatan to Baja and provide our citizens with the wealth of this region that has been stolen by the greedy ruling class that has put down their citizens for the last 400+ years. All we ask is for the oil at a fair price and we will spread our freedom South. First to Central America and evemtually all the way to Tierra del Feuga!
Napolean tried to establish his crown in Mexico City during our Civil War. I don't ask for a crown but I would be a benificent Capo, kinda like Tony Soprano. Eva is welcome to sit at my side. Bada Bing!!!
The only thing I want this woman for has NOTHING to do with political opinions.
Diseases
Crime
Drugs
Gangs
Overcrowding Schools
Overcrowding Prisons
Overcrowding Hospitals
Yep, they're contributing alright.
I just came here for the pictures.
Shut up and act, Eva.
Most Tejanos I know would take great offense at being called Mexican, even if it is hypenated with American. They are Tejanos and Americans. Us Gringos are Texians or Texicans, and Americans. Even if our heritage is Deutsch.
She's a flippin' numb skull. Not that I would kick her out of bed- in the unlikely event this opportunity presented itself.
Eva has opened her mouth, and as generally happens with these Hollyweird libs, all doubt is removed.
I imagine that her family (including herself) would be deported to Europe by the "Indigenous People".
What's funny is a Germany buddy of mine came to the states, and customs saw a letter of his saying goodbye to his sister. So they assumed he was staying and not going to go through the legal process. So they locked him in jail and basically forced him to go back to Germany. And this government has the balls to say it can't handle the border.
My friend wasn't breaking the law. Maybe because he was educated and spoke english...'we don't need you, you think.' We need someone that can contribute...lol...to amexico. What a backwards immigration policy we have.
Cheap labor, and cheap votes.
I think Eva needs to worry more about her TV show potentially getting dusted in the TV ratings next year having to go head-to-head with NBC's Sunday Night Football Game of the Week instead of speaking up for a bunch of Illegal Lawbreakers.