I lost my house, one night. Then I sobered up.
"I lost my house, one night. Then I sobered up."
Don't you just hate it when that happens?
What a coincidence! So did I...but the bank kept it anyway.
Damn you, Jimmah Cattarh, and may you drown in stagflation for Eternity!
Was your wife worked up? Was she holding a frying pan?