Yes She's A Beauty, But Longoria Has Brains Too (Why? Cuz she's a socialist)

Reuters ^ | Mon Apr 17, 2006 10:18am ET | By Bob Tourtellotte

[sully777]

She's an Aggie with a degree in sports-related medicine which means...

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She's an avid bowler. Here is her personalized bowling ball

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She'd be great as FEMA Director

[sully777]

Applied Kinesiology Journal

What is APPLIED KINESIOLOGY?

Applied Kinesiology (AK) is a system that evaluates structural, chemical and mental aspects of health using manual muscle testing with other standard methods of diagnosis.

The doctor using AK finds a muscle that is unbalanced and then attempts to determine why that muscle is not functioning properly.  The doctor works out the treatment that will best balance the patient's muscles.
 
Treatments may involve specific joint manipulation or mobilization, various myofascial therapies, cranial techniques, meridian and acupuncture skills, clinical nutrition, dietary management, counselling skills, evaluating environmental irritants and various reflex procedures.

AK uses the Triad of Health.  That is Chemical, Mental and Structural factors that balance the major health categories...

[MeanWestTexan]

I let her give me a massage.

[Dead Corpse]

All those supposed "brains" and she still can't figure out the difference between LEGAL and ILLEGAL.

[denydenydeny]

She's not all bad. The quote is from Eva, though it's not credited to her.

[MeanWestTexan]

I actually know that store.

In its defense, there was no place to attach the wood on the outside, and the decision was made that it was better to sacrifice the glass than lose the glass and the merchandise.

Hard choice made fun of by people who know not.

[FearNoMan]

Exactly... And let's give credit where credit is do... "Longoria, 31, is a beauty, but her brain is big, too"

She's proved size does NOT matter! LOL

[Lokibob]

I am amazed at how we think an actress that looks like the poster child for Ethiopian Famine Relief is attractive.

I feel that a woman with some meat on her bones is a lot more attractive.

[Betis70]

"English Illegal Immigrant, do you SPEAK IT?"

"Say 'que?' again, I dare you ..."

:P

[LexBaird]

Treatments may involve specific joint manipulation or mobilization, various myofascial therapies, cranial techniques, meridian and acupuncture skills, clinical nutrition, dietary management, counselling skills, evaluating environmental irritants and various reflex procedures.

IOW, a glorified masseuse.

[Proud_USA_Republican]

so its a college level degree in new agey massage therapy. Wow. Really shocked someone with her brainpower would go after a degree like this.

I'm sure the only ones who have benefited from this was her boyfriends......

[machogirl]

Eva, you're just another pretty face, who cares what you think?

[savedbygrace]

Beauty? If you like the skin & bones look, I suppose. Also, there must be a sans-makeup pic around someplace.

[markman46]

sorry I'd kick her out of bed for eating crackers!!!, not all that great of a beauty

[wallcrawlr]

she does nothing for me....

[SauronOfMordor]

She is a spokeswoman for Padres Contra el Cancer, which is dedicated to helping Latino kids with the disease, and works with the United Farm Workers labor union.

But an organization that was just for white kids with cancer would be racist, I'm sure

[colorado tanker]

So, a bimbette who manages to graduate from college, even if its Texas A&M-Kingsville, with a B.S. in Kinesiology, qualifies as an intellectual in Hollywierd these days??

Well, why not, she's more educated than Babs.

[joesnuffy]

[markman46]

you owe me a new keyboard and monitor!!!

[highimpact]

I heard that she's quite a cunning linguist.

In addition to being a master debator.