"During the first week that the additional on-site racks were in service, 43 percent of the Star Tribunes removed from those racks were not paid for. For the second week the rate was 41 percent. This is called 'pilferage' in our business; but put more plainly, it is theft, pure and simple."
This quote has a delightful Captain Queeg, "who at the strawberries" quality about it.
"But the strawberries! That's where I got them! With, with geometrice logic, I proved they stole them!"
LOLOLOL!!