Yes they are.
No...they're not. I believe in God and I believe that God created the universe and all the laws of nature, including gravity, weather systems and the evolution of life.
Who are you to tell me what I believe and what I don't believe? And who are you to tell me that I can't believe in both God and evolution. Since I DO, your statement doesn't wash.
Alter Kaker is relating the bizarro worldview of SirLinksalot, not expressing his own opinion on the matter.