Crop Circle Confession | |
How to get the wheat down in the dead of night | |
By Matt Ridley | |
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I made my first crop circle in 1991. My motive was to prove how easy they were to create, because I was convinced that all crop circles were man-made. It was the only explanation nobody seemed interested in testing. Late one August night, with one accomplice-my brother-in-law from Texas-I stepped into a field of nearly ripe wheat in northern England, anchored a rope into the ground with a spike and began walking in a circle with the rope held near the ground. It did not work very well: the rope rode up over the plants. But with a bit of help from our feet to hold down the rope, we soon had a respectable circle of flattened wheat. Two days later there was an excited call to the authorities from the local farmer: I had fooled my first victim. I subsequently made two more crop circles using far superior techniques. A light garden roller, designed to be filled with water, proved helpful. Next, I hit on the "plank walking" technique that was used by the original circle makers, Doug Bower and the late Dave Chorley, who started it all in 1978. It's done by pushing down the crop with a plank suspended from two ropes. To render the depression circular is a simple matter of keeping an anchored rope taut. I soon found that I could make a sophisticated pattern with very neat edges in less than an hour.... |
Thank you for posting the article. I was going to search for it, but now I can have more coffee and do my taxes.
The discovery channel had a show on crop circles. They filmed the guys creating it then brought in the "experts." I use the term "expert" very loosely. Loonies would be a better description. Anyway, each of the experts were able to detect signs of alien or other powerful influences at work. They felt "energies" that were so subtle that only enlightened people could feel them.
I wonder if you can make crop circles in a peanut field?
The detail and precision of the more massive and complex crop circles appear to be quite beyond the skills of hoaxers. And, the time taken to create them appears to be too short for hoaxers to be able to manage.
Also, there's the many different scientifically verified distinctions between the plants and the soil in bona fide crop circles vs hoaxed ones. See Linda Moulton Howe's book on that score. Her website might have some bits available publically.