[BW2221]

No. Tucker's married (to a woman), has a son and three daughters and is a conservative in New Jersey, which takes balls.

If he were smart, he'd get rid of that Goofy Max Kellerman and replace the dyke (who has the Goodwill Industries wardrobe) with Wendy Murphy. Wendy is really hot when she gets angry. I bet her husband really gets turned on when she kicks the crap out of him.

[Cowboy Bob]

No. Tucker's married (to a woman), has a son and three daughters and is a conservative in New Jersey, which takes balls.

Everything is relevant. In Red states, Tucker is viewed at best as a RINO.

If he were smart, he'd get rid of that Goofy Max Kellerman and replace the dyke (who has the Goodwill Industries wardrobe) with Wendy Murphy. Wendy is really hot when she gets angry. I bet her husband really gets turned on when she kicks the crap out of him.

Close your eyes, and Wendy Murphy sounds like Paula Poundstone - Ugh!

[T-Bird45]

is a conservative in New Jersey

I guess it's a matter of degree but it seems to me that if TC were in a red state, he would tend more toward purple. For example, he would not be a bit out of place at an Austin, Texas social gathering of the Ma Richards Garden Club and Gin Sampling Society.