The language is clear, " to attempt to reside in or re- 7 main in the United States,..., and only an idiot or a liar would say otherwise. You're not an idiot.
It's not clear. Giving water or a sandwich to an illegal could be interpreted as aiding in "remaining in the United States."
James Sensenbrenner has said he will make sure that the language is clear, and I have no reason to doubt him.