Is this anywhere around PIMA county?
I am torn from spending the day at the border OR going to Phoneix with a head of lettuce!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sierra Vista and the Huachuca mountains are about 70 miles southeast of Tucson. The current MMP operation is about half that to the southwest. Phoenix is a hunnert miles to the northwest from Tucson/Pima County.
For sheer fun, take the head of lettuce to Phoenix. Make sure you have protection if you're planning what I think you're planning!