"An atheist was walking through the woods. He said to himself: "
What a disgusting story. Is that supposed to reflect well on Christianity? Someone who loved the beauty of God's creation gets eaten by a *Christian* bear all because he didn't believe God existed? A God who didn't have personal, emotional issues would have been happy that his work was appreciated and left it at that. He would not have a childish need for recognition.
Also, it's moot as evolution is not atheistic. :)
II Kings 2:23-24
And don't mock the old bald guy -- especially if he's named Elijah.