[Recovering Hermit]

I can hear the white kid now..."You mean I'm going to stay this color?"

LOL!

Not to mention those special lunches mom will have to make for her:

Tuna salad on white bread, a Tab, and a couple of Twinkies.

[gate2wire]

And don't forget that advice before she goes out into the world...

"The Lord loves a working man."
"Don't trust whitey."
"See a doctor and get rid of it."