You can't be serious. I'm as patriotic as the next guy, but Lee Greenwood's song drives me up a wall. The patriotic lyrics can't mask the crappy pop melody (and, frankly, Greenwood's need to rip off "from sea to shining sea" isn't a good testimony to his talent).
I'm totally serious.
The patriotic lyrics can't mask the crappy pop melody
I think the crappy pop melody is what makes it catchy; unlike the Star-Spangled Banner, anyone can sing it.