LOL!
This may come as a shock to you, but 90% of us don't HAVE gardeners!
We even mow our own lawns! (those of us fortunate enough to HAVE lawns!)
Welcome to the New USA: By the Gated Community Members, of the Gated Community Members, and for the Gated Community Members. All others stay outside -- and please, don't disturb Our Mexicans on their way to work!
ROFLMAO!
You don't have a gardener? Just have your butler hire one. That's what he's there for.
Great line.