"An OPP tactical team quickly swooped down on Kellestine's farm, located on Aberdeen Line, 20 km from where the bodies had been dumped. "
And arrested them all in one fell swoop.
Mensa members they're NOT.
Exactly: "Muscedere, a renowned fist fighter...." showed up to a gunfight with his fists.
I can't see the term OPP without immediately thinking "yeah you know me."