There's an irreverent song called "Jesus was Way Cool." (if you don't enjoy south park - don't listen to the song).
Anyhow, the Ice flow theory sounds a lot cooler than I mean any two bit god can make matter do what he wants it to do. But only the son of the one true God can invent Surfing.
Man you have the makings of a real theologian -- and I don't even surf!
Note, it's not just surfing, but ICE surfing ... in one direction ... from one shore to another ... in sandals! Not to mention the robe thing and, of course, the halo. (Tune in next week for an explanation of how once in every bakillion years a person walks around with a circular flourescent bulb hoevring over his head.)
And He just happened to be there, and to want to go from one shore to the other on the one or two times in 12 gazillion trafillion years that there would have "naturally" been a convenient chunk o' ice for Him to surf on.
But no miracle was involved, nosirree! Of that we can be sho'!
DadGUM, the study of science is so liberating! I'm finalaly free of the dreadful burden of believing in a God who loves me so much He is willing to die for me, and whose love is so powerful that it can turn death to life and evil to good. Ah, the cool clear air of understanding that He commands not only wind and waves, but also ice .....
No wait, that doesn't make any sense. Oh yeah, NONE of this makes any sense.
When did 'global cooling' occur in Israel 2000 years ago?