[rodeocowboy]

"The Russians will then want Alaska back, and the Midwest for that matter. The Chinese would want the west coast, and the Cubans and Venezuelans would want the Southeast.

Don't forget Louisianna and the wussy French (but lately Bush is soft enough to give it back to them).

[no-to-illegals]

Since we are all busy splitting up the country giving pieces to foreign nations, has anyone figured out where our children and their children are going to live? or am I witnessing US waving the flag of surrender? America gives all to others, America helps others only to see herself shunned, America bows to the world and she is always told she is homely, and should go somewhere else to live. This is America's fate? Always the bridesmaid, never the bride? Ladies and Gentlemen, most certainly, cover the children's ears, for the children know not we jest among ourselves.