[Bob]

"It was a mistake," he said.

We now have an early front-runner and odds-on favorite in the "Understatement of the Year" competition.

[Calvin Locke]

Give'im a break. He didn't blame it on racism. He didn't blame it on a "disablity". He didn't blame it on the devil.

Yes, sir, Officer Obie, I cannot tell a lie, I put that envelope under that garbage.