LOL! They didn't have bathrooms! :-).
So in addition to missing out on Queer Legal Theory, they also didn't know much about plumbing, electronics, or digital signal analysis! However, not many college graduates today know what Aaron Burr, for example, needed to know to get into Princeton at the age of 14.
I thought that was Doogie Howser, M.D. < /sarc >
I wasn't sure anyone would get my little joke--it was pretty obscure. But if you're used to reading the CFR, you probably do obscure pretty well. :)