[theFIRMbss]

>There are lots of addtional "gosepels"

That's why the First Church of Pamelatology recommends just two texts for anyone to read. They are approved and easy to acquire . . .

[Old_Mil]

In the interests of truth in advertising, don't you think that it's time that Pamela Anderson replaced the images on these two texts?

Maybe with something like this: