[dagnabbit]

There's an FR thread/sewing-circle where various ladies give each other virtual hugs and toasters as rewards for worshiping GW Bush.

That may be a better place for you to post -

instead of on threads where adults are concerned about dishonest schemes to betray our country and condemn our children to the third world.

[JennysCool]

Those would be the paranoia/black helicopter threads, then?