Arrrgh! I'm dealing with one this very minute.
Roommate's girlfriend, stripper, has gotten hold of an HP multi-function device (from a 'client' perhaps?) and is now trying to get it to work in roommate's computer.
ME: You can use the USB cable, you don't need the parallel cable.
HER: Oh NO!! IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY!!
I'm not even going to get into the discussion of drivers, etc.
She's still out there screwing with it an hour later. Rotsa' ruck beyotch!!
Tell her to read my tagline :)