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To: Alouette
Ok, so this one I got from the late, great Leo Rosten:

A fellow was window-shopping down the street, when he came upon a shop with a big display window that contained nothing but a clock.

Wondering what kind of shop this could be, he turned the knob and entered. A bell on the door rang, and the baleboss came out from the back.

"Yes, sir. Can I help you?"

"I was wondering, what would you charge to clean my watch?"

"Oh, I don't fix watches. I'm a mohel."

"You're a mohel? Well, what's with the clock in the display window there?"

The mohel shrugged, "So what would you put in the window?"

235 posted on 04/05/2006 7:20:51 PM PDT by thulldud ("Muslim Community Leaders Warn of Backlash from Tomorrow's Terrorist Attack")
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To: thulldud

I haven't heard that one in years. Mazeltov


268 posted on 04/05/2006 8:32:32 PM PDT by P8riot
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