And women never fake orgasms either, right?
I'm sure most women will compliment their man on their penis, regardless of whether or not it really deserves the compliment. Whether it be size, shape, or skill... Most men have such fragile egos when it comes to their penis, and women know this, that women will compliment you no matter how you really rate.
What woman is going to say: "Actually, you're much smaller than average, that foreskin is disgusting, and you have no skills in the sack."
So compliments should always be taken with a large grain of salt and modesty. It may be a bald-faced lie to protect the precious male ego.
The one that is about to dump you?
I'll guess Maureen Dowd. It might explain her bad track record with keeping the men in her life.