Posted on 04/05/2006 12:27:07 PM PDT by presidio9
As a youngster I loved hanging onto Mom's sealskin coat. Softest thing in the world. (or so I thought at the time)
It's like the parable:
Give a man a fish and feed him for a day, teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime.
This wench is just offering the fish.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA - good one - you get my vote for THE FUNNIEST FREEPER ONE-LINER OF THE DAY.
Steven just doesn't go with Outhouse, sounds odd.
I named one of my sons Steven but his last name is not Outhouse, you may notice that with this reply that I have pinged "smaagee", that's my son Steven.
Now that's a name that goes together, Steven "smaagee"
Sexually abuse children for several years and get probation. Kill a goldfish by stomping on it and get two years in prison. Where else but in America can you expect this kind of justice?
Ohio Judge John Connor recently saw fit to put a man on probation for sexually abusing two boys, now 5 and 12, over a three-year period. The judge has come under sharp criticism before for being lenient with criminals. The fact that he himself has been charged with driving under the influence eight times, and convicted three times, throws a further cloud over his qualification for the bench.
In New York City, a state appeals court upheld the conviction of Michael Garcia for killing a goldfish and on charges of assaulting Emelie Martinez, with whom he shared an apartment, and her son, Juan.
According to Ms. Martinez, Garcia grabbed the fishbowl and hurled it at a television set, demolishing it. As the fish flapped on the floor, he said to Juan, "You want to see something awesome?" and then stomped on it. This brought him a conviction on felony animal cruelty and the two-year sentence.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1609872/posts
LOL!
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