In all seriousness, I am describing exactly how society works (or is supposed to). Civilization works when it harnesses the sexual drive of the male for constructive purposes. Marriage is an institution for women. In it, the man contracts for relief of his sexual urges in exchange for the woman obtaining protection and support for the children she wants (in non-primitive societies, that is money).
It's not romantic, but it is the cold, cruel realities of life.
Plus, the "payment plan" line is just plain funny.
Marriage is an institution for women. In it, the man contracts for relief of his sexual urges in exchange for the woman obtaining protection and support for the children she wants (in non-primitive societies, that is money).HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! That is hilarious. Keep 'em coming, you've got me rolling on the floor. I even called my husband at work to read him that line. He dropped the phone from laughing so hard. He also wants to know if you know any actual women.
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04/05/2006 9:50:29 AM PDT by
Chiapet
(I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me)