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Doctor fired for 'anal massage' technique
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| 04 April 2006
| The Local
Posted on 04/04/2006 8:26:48 PM PDT by Marius3188
A Swedish doctor who has previously been cautioned in Sweden for using a controversial 'anal massage' technique to cure various kinds of pain has been fired from his job in Norway - for the second time.
A council in the Nord-Tröndelag area dismissed the doctor after only two weeks, when they realised that he was the same man who hit the headlines last year when another local authority fired him.
The man, who also runs a private clinic in Gothenburg, described his dismissal as part of a witch-hunt against him, and said that his technique is successful.
Several years ago, the man was warned by Sweden's Medical Responsibility Board (HSAN) on at least three occasions, after treating an elderly woman's headaches and back pain with his method. At the time he was working in the Stockholm area.
The Norwegian counterpart to HSAN has already had cause to warn the man after he delivered a load of Swedish jokes to a group of Norwegians who were mourning a death.
The man considers himself misunderstood.
"I have a personality disorder, or rather a syndrome, a form of Aspergers. Just like Bill Gates or Einstein, for example," said the man in a recent interview with Aftonbladet.
"I have made it impossible for myself within the healthcare sector because I behave childishly sometimes. I am different, but cleverer."
HSAN examined the research literature which the doctor used to support his use of his anal massage technique, but found that his treatment contradicted "scientific, tried and tested experience".
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; Unclassified
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I'm sure he can find an 'opening' in San Fran.
Yuck, can you imagine going to a Doc. and he suggests this treatment. Ha. WTH! Are you crazy!
But alas, he had patients!
To: Marius3188
This kinda changes what pain in the a$# means
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posted on
04/04/2006 8:29:08 PM PDT
by
bybybill
(RATS WIN, WE LOSE)
To: Marius3188
beware anyone with the nickname of dr. sphincter.
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posted on
04/04/2006 8:29:25 PM PDT
by
Trajan88
(www.bullittclub.com)
To: Marius3188
Hey, may I coin the term "anal preventive"?
4
posted on
04/04/2006 8:30:34 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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To: Marius3188
I have no idea why I opened this thread.
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posted on
04/04/2006 8:31:23 PM PDT
by
usmcobra
(Those that are incited to violence by the sight of OUR flag are the enemies of this nation.)
To: bybybill
Bottoms Up! would bring a feeling of terror and anxiety to a patient when this Doctor says it.
To: Marius3188
"You wanna do what? It's just an ingrown toenail."
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posted on
04/04/2006 8:31:34 PM PDT
by
cspackler
(There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't.)
To: Marius3188
"I have a personality disorder, or rather a syndrome, a form of Aspergers. Just like Bill Gates...
When asked what tools he uses in his 'anal massage' technique, the doctor replied "Windows...just like Bill Gates."
To: Marius3188
Sent Swedish jokes to a bunch of Norwegian mourners?? Huh? Is this a late April Fool's?
I support his treatment. I can assure you that with somebody's hand up your arse you will forget about your other pains.
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posted on
04/04/2006 8:32:19 PM PDT
by
Williams
To: usmcobra
Me either - but I must say that when you feel the Doc put a hand on each of your shoulders and then begin his technique, be suspicious.
To: Marius3188
Several years ago, the man was warned by Sweden's Medical Responsibility Board (HSAN) on at least three occasions, after treating an elderly woman's headaches and back pain with his method. At the time he was working in the Stockholm area. Figures. Old European women are FILTHY.
Which leads to the question: what kind of a man would willingly stoop to sexually stimulating women twice his age to make his living?
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posted on
04/04/2006 8:34:29 PM PDT
by
Gordongekko909
(I know. Let's cut his WHOLE BODY off.)
To: Marius3188
Anal Massage Man All-assage.
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posted on
04/04/2006 8:34:46 PM PDT
by
Borges
To: Marius3188
I have a personality disorder, or rather a syndrome, a form of Aspergers.
I wonder if that can be cured with an anal massage?
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posted on
04/04/2006 8:38:50 PM PDT
by
SittinYonder
(That's how I saw it, and see it still.)
To: beezdotcom
When asked what tools he uses in his 'anal massage' technique, the doctor replied "Windows...just like Bill Gates."Hahaha! I was going to post something funny, but I can't top that.
To: usmcobra
You were watching South Park reruns weren't you?
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posted on
04/04/2006 8:41:30 PM PDT
by
muawiyah
(-)
To: Marius3188
be wary when you feel both of his hands on your back... ick.
To: Borges
I was just playing doctor
To: Marius3188
Fired? I can't imagine why. Isn't this pretty tame in today's culture?
To: Marius3188
God, I just had a vision of Helen Thomas, wrapped in a spa robe requesting an acuanal treatment.
I don't think I'm gonna make it this time.
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posted on
04/04/2006 9:00:19 PM PDT
by
TET1968
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