Let's not forget those eeeeevvvviiiillll smokers.
We'll start the itinerary by vandalizing a house, then we'll break into it. If there are underage kids around we'll have sex with them, then burn the house down. If no kids are around we'll just burn the house down.
This is going to be so fun. We can provoke the homeowner into trying to defend himself and watch him get locked up.
This is a NON-Smoking tour so smokers need not sign up. We can't have any of those disgusting people on the tour.
Is it the end of the world yet cause it sure feels like it.