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To: dfwddr; birbear

Because I'm blond, I don't have to think
I talk like a baby, and I never pay for drinks
Don't have to worry about gettin' a man
If I keep this blond, and I keep these tan
'Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah
'Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah

I see people workin', it just makes me giggle
'Cause I don't have to work, I just have to jiggle
'Cause I'm blond, B-L-O-N-D
'Cause I'm a blond, don't you wish you were me!

I never learned to read and I never learned to cook
Why should I bother when I look like I look?
I know lots of people are smarter than me
But I have this philosophy:
So what?
'Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah
'Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah

I see girls without dates, and I feel so sorry for 'em
'Cause whenever I'm around, all the men ignore 'em
'Cause I'm blond, nyah nyah nyah
'Cause I'm a blond, nyah nyah nyah

They say to make it you need talent and ambition
Well I got a TV show and this was my audition
Um okay, what was it okay um, don't tell me oh yeah okay
Duck Magnum, duck!
'Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah
'Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah

I took an IQ test and I flunked it of course
I can't spell VW but I got a Porsche
'Cause I'm a blond, B-L-I-N-D
'Cause I'm a blond, don't you wish you were me!

I just want to say that being chosen as this month's Miss August is like, a compliment I'll remember for as long as I can. Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA, but my goal is to become a veterinarian, 'cause I love children.

'Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah
'Cause we're a blond, yeah yeah yeah

Girls think I'm snotty and maybe its true
With my hair and body, you would be too!
'Cause I'm a blond, B-L... I don't know!
'Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah
'Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah
'Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah


---Julie Brown, "'Cause I'm A Blond"


24 posted on 04/04/2006 4:16:06 PM PDT by Graymatter
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To: Graymatter; dfwddr
It's an oldie, but a goodie.

Long live Dr. Demento!
34 posted on 04/04/2006 5:24:47 PM PDT by birbear (I took an IQ test and I flunked it of course. I can't spell VW, but I drive a Porsche.)
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