We had a drunk Russian Duma member once going from IAD-EWR. We are also the unlucky airline that had the stowaway to AUS last month. That moron is still in jail. She was re-routed through STL, because of bad WX, and felt she was above standing by. She hid in the lav and when someone had to use it, she would take their seat. After the third time, the FA got wind of it, and notified the Captain who called us over Dallas, to tell us he had 51 pax on board his 50 seater. The moron, an artist from New York named Cat Chow, was going to some music festival in Austin. The kicker? She had a bag of weed on her when the FBI met the plane!
My memoirs from this job will 1500 pages plus...