To Hell with the vowel. She needs to be buying a Get Outta Jail Free Card. Much more useful :)
It wouldbe fun to put her a Cynthia in the same cell and let them fight it out.
Why waste money? Sounds like she gets free passes all the time.
Any bets how much PROBATION she receives for her current "peccadilloes"...that is a what they call a crime, if they, rather than me or thee, were to commit the same act.
Just the "biting a cop" gig would result in me spending years looking for the rest of my teeth, after "falling down" three fights of stairs in a single story police station.