Nope, Hill has the balls...
I don't know about Ole Crusty, but there used to be the "Yellow Mama" in Alabama....
(electric chair)
That reminds me:
I was watching some show on Sunday. Apparently the previous week they had been discussing whether Bill or Hill wears the pants in the family.
Some lady e-mailed in and said:
"I'm certain that Bill wears the pants as soon as Hill tells him which pair to put on."
I about died laughing. Wonder if the lady was a FReeper.