No! No! NO! The headline is all wrong.
Whenever it's Windy McCommie, all she can do is . . .
FART out both ends. So the corrected headline would be:
Windy Cindy McCommie FARTS Again.
imho, of course.
She of the Muslim name says it happened to her too (OK), it's an 'attack on black women'... no wonder I can't get attacked or touched 'inappropriately'.