To: S0122017
Attention All Parents:
Your child IS NOT suffering from a lack of Ritalan in their little body. That IS NOT the problem.
Try cutting down the amount of sugar and junk food the kid eats.
To: AmericaUnited
Try actually giving the kid some love and attention! I spend more time with my cats than most people spend with their kids.
15 posted on
04/03/2006 5:09:38 AM PDT by
thoughtomator
(Since all politicians understand is money, I donate ONLY to those who oppose illegal immigration)
To: AmericaUnited
And increasing the dosage of love, logic, and age-appropriate discipline.
To: AmericaUnited
Attention All Parents: Your child IS NOT suffering from a lack of Ritalan in their little body. That IS NOT the problem. Try cutting down the amount of sugar and junk food the kid eats.
...and then applying your palm briskly to their hind end until the object is blushing pink when infractions occur.
28 posted on
04/03/2006 9:53:27 AM PDT by
Malacoda
(The Posting Police need an enema.)
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