"he'a afraid of a speeding ticket, for crying out loud."
Because of the "fear" they drive like a blind 90 year old and really mess up traffic!
You bsn also bet his pay is cash/no deductions, especially since the place he works deals in almost all cash.
Sounds like a place that needs to be visited by ICE for a little workplace enforcement...oh, wait...that doesn't happen much anymore, does it?