[guestfox01]

I watched a little of Clinton's total CRAP with Larry Suspenders King last night................ and I puked all over the floor.

Ah, well then you need to buy the new "Barf-Alert Model 1000"!

What does it do?

The "Barf-Alert Model 1000" connects to your tv, once the unit has been activated it scans a couple of minutes into the future for "puke inducing" content. Should such content be found it will promptly flash the words "BARF ALERT" in big bold letters across your screen. Never again will you puke all over your floor, no more messy clean up!

If you act now, you can get the "BARF ALERT" auto-channel changer free! Yes, that's right we said free!

:)

[beyond the sea]

ROFL!!!! ........ I needed one............. I'll get one for each room (tv).