Was down in N.C. one time and heard a trooper tell a story about stopping a speeding car near a NASCAR track. Walked up to the window and saw it was Jeff Gordon behind the wheel.
Officer proceeded to write ticket without making small talk while Mr. Gordon huffed and puffed, finally blurting out, "Don't you know who I am?"
Officer kept writing and drawled, "Why, yes, I do, Mr. Gordon. And I'm an Earnhardt fan, myself."
LOL! Lovely!
LOL!