You should run for office. I'll vote for you!
The problem with running for office is that there is a slight chance that I actually might win. If that should happen I would have to demand a recount. :-)
We need citizen representatives, and might I suggest "no lawyers allowed"?
I've thought of running for something, I'd make a little handout outlining my previous checkered career so they wouldn't be able to dig up any dirt. I'd do it for them.
:-)