Stupid Name #2: A friend of a friend taught in a nearby city's public school system and had a student in her class named "FORMICA". I never saw the spelling of her last name, but it was pronounced just like "DINETTE". Duh...
"NAME".
Back in the day when CNN had an afternoon chatroom. I used the screen name of NAMe meaning "enemy".
After my first post, I was kicked out of the chatroom. I told everyone that CNN stood for Clinton News Network. In about 5 seconds a little box appeared on my screen telling me to be nice and then I booted.