[antisocial]

"And, no joke, I went to HS with a retarded girl named Pigg. Her idiot parents named her . . . Ima. I kid you not."

One of our famous Texas govenors was named Pigg. He named his daughters Ima, and Youra.

[Xenalyte]

Not true. His name was Hogg, and he only had one daughter, Ima.