I'm surprised more babies aren't named after Wisconsin towns and cities...
C'omre Mishawauka!
Ashwaubenon. Where's your daddy!
Put that pistol down Menomonie!
Waukesha! Watch your little brother for me.
Is Fredonia home yet?
Tell Delafield her dinner's ready.
Menasha's not home.
Hail Fredonia!
Land of the brave and the free!