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Open Editorial: You Named Your Baby WHAT???
Onyx Magazine ^ | March, 2006 | Josephine Hammond

Posted on 03/30/2006 12:41:35 PM PST by twippo

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To: stands2reason

My ex named the cat after Angus Young. He's the singer and a guitarist for the group. Sabbath? Had to be a yellow tabby ;-D


981 posted on 03/31/2006 1:37:00 AM PST by TheSpottedOwl ("Life is a box of chocolates. Eat them before they eat you ".---me.)
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To: TheSpottedOwl

Guitarist, not the singer.


982 posted on 03/31/2006 2:22:53 AM PST by stands2reason
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To: jocon307

Nope - I saw the letter.


983 posted on 03/31/2006 4:33:27 AM PST by Tax-chick (Baby milk factory and all-night laundry -- please tip your server!)
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To: Shooter 2.5

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984 posted on 03/31/2006 4:55:15 AM PST by Shooter 2.5 (Vote a Straight Republican Ballot. Rid the country of dems. NRA)
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To: stands2reason

Sorry I was so judgemental about the Scout and Apple names. My bad, as they say. ;) I guess those names are at least real.

How about the case a few years ago where a couple named Daub wanted to name their child Zip A Dee Doo Daub? I think they had to go to court since local authorities wouldnt put the name on a birth certificate, or something like that. Very odd. It's OK to be lighthearted sometimes but it really seems kind of cruel to make a person go through life with the name Zip A Dee Doo!


985 posted on 03/31/2006 4:55:39 AM PST by TNCMAXQ
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To: doberville

I know. In Britain, so is Jocelyn. I had a college professor with that first name, and he was about 65 years old.


986 posted on 03/31/2006 5:31:43 AM PST by linda_22003
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To: twippo

Ex-girlfriend of mine said she had a cute little black girl in her 1st grade class (she's a teacher) whose name was Fe'malé (remove accents...).

Just mind boggling.


987 posted on 03/31/2006 5:39:54 AM PST by rarestia ("One man with a gun can control 100 without one." - Lenin / Molwn Labe!)
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To: sharkhawk

Similarly, I know a woman who is named January Winter...


988 posted on 03/31/2006 5:47:39 AM PST by astounded (We don't need no stinkin' rules of engagement...)
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To: Alouette
Queen Latifa. She's done ok. Oprah. What the heck kinda' name is that? But they are the exception.

Then again, there's the crazy white folk who name their kid Apple.

989 posted on 03/31/2006 5:51:08 AM PST by veronica ("A person needs a sense of mission like the air he breathes...")
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To: veronica

When Oprah was named as a baby, her family mispelled her name. In the Bible there is the name Orpah and you can find it in Ruth Chapter 1. But, Oprah's family was illiterate, and they made a mistake in spelling.

Interestingly enough, there is another woman named Oprah... somewhere in the US. Oprah Winfrey has met with her. Sharing that unusual name is a novelty.


990 posted on 03/31/2006 5:58:35 AM PST by Pan_Yans Wife ("Death is better, a milder fate than tyranny. "--Aeschylus)
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To: radiohead
I'm surprised that was done.

I was, as well. I know very little about teaching, but to single one person struck me as being in poor taste, if nothing else. The HR person didn't have a whole lot of sense, anyway....actually, none of the management that I worked with did.

Glad I'm not working there anymore.

991 posted on 03/31/2006 5:58:57 AM PST by wbill
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To: delacoert

I'm such an ass not remembering that one! LOL :)


992 posted on 03/31/2006 6:25:09 AM PST by eyedigress
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To: warchild9

I think I can beat all of you. My sister in-law has a little girl in her special ed class named Unique Beaver.


993 posted on 03/31/2006 6:35:17 AM PST by 4catsinmaryland
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To: null and void
God'll get you for that, Walter....


;-))))
994 posted on 03/31/2006 6:37:34 AM PST by Crispus Attucks Patriot (The first to give his life for your liberty was a Black man!)
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To: GOPJ

"OK, then let's ask hospitals to give "name sheets" to new mothers. Hospitals charge thousands of dollars to deliver a baby - they can spring for the cost of one piece of paper..."

Well that's a nice idea, but then we'd have Rev Jackson and Sharpton running around screaming racism.

On second thought, yeah let's go with your idea.


995 posted on 03/31/2006 6:38:20 AM PST by Dazedcat
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To: colorcountry
My full given name:

D'eriqq Rahiim Charlemagne Johnson

But I LOVE it!

Don't laugh...God willin', in a few years we'll have a president named CONDOLEEZZA!

996 posted on 03/31/2006 6:42:11 AM PST by Crispus Attucks Patriot (The first to give his life for your liberty was a Black man!)
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To: twippo
The scary thing about this article is that, after a while, white culture often adopts aspects of black culture. I have already seen young white kids who were given crazy, made-up names by their parents.
997 posted on 03/31/2006 6:47:35 AM PST by redheadtoo
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To: twippo
Baby's Named A Bad, Bad Thing

My personal favorite is from the end of Part 4:

My fiance and I named our first born Cam'ron, I thougt at the time it was pretty unique but the name was actually pretty common last May. Just different spellings.

Oh dear God, they've discovered random punctuation to go with random lettering. Any minute now, they're going to bust out the umlauts and I've going to go into hiding.


998 posted on 03/31/2006 6:56:40 AM PST by kevkrom ("...no one has ever successfully waged a war against stupidity" - Orson Scott Card)
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To: Crispus Attucks Patriot; Redcloak
D'eriqq Rahiim Charlemagne Johnson

You're doomed, doooomed I tell ya! You can never be on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Whatever will you do? < /sarcasm>

999 posted on 03/31/2006 7:00:17 AM PST by colorcountry (You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body.....CS Lewis)
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To: twippo

One thousand!


1,000 posted on 03/31/2006 7:01:27 AM PST by babble-on
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