[uglybiker]

That depends on where you go, my friend.

Here in the great Southwest, they are a definite reality.

And in my case, they are also my employers.

[BikerGold]

Relatives on my late dad's side were sitting around our front room, when my greatgrandmother, Granny, blurted out, "Quanah Parker was my grandfather." [The last great Comanche Chief.]

"No big thing," Granny shrugged, "He had twelve wives, and who knows how many children."

My mom used to shake her head, "The very first picture I have of you is you sitting on a ninety-two year-old Squaw's lap!" My great-great-grandmother, Quanah's daughter.

We're fadin off into the sunset...