[Coop]

I mean, I've been here forever and a year, and I could probably count on one hand (okay, we'll make it a foot for easier understanding) the number of abuse reports I've ever filed.

Then again, I usually don't need to run to Mommy and Daddy when kids are being mean to me. [sniff]

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

It's not Xenophobia, dummkopf.

We're way past that.

It's Xenonausea.

But what makes me even more sick is the fifth column within the Republican Party-those faux conservatives-that have enabled this colossal betrayal to take place within our borders.