'Demanding' Kerry Won't Do Ketchup

NewsMax ^ | 29 March 2006 | Carl Limbacher

[gondramB]

"The bike, or the girl? "

Why the bike, of course.... I had to go through hundreds of pictures to find one that showed the bike off perfectly. :)

[Clintonfatigued]

LMAO--that photo op ranks right up there with Michael Dukakis's tank ride!

[Future Snake Eater]

What a homo.

[Aussie Dasher]

Fair dinkum, I learn something new every day. Thank you!

[pogo101]

Kerry J. Blige?

[Michael.SF.]

Look, if you're paying for a hotel room, you can order what you like.

Small correction:

Look, if you're paying enough for a hotel room, you can order what you like.

I still can't get GlenMorangie, neat, ice on the side, please, delivered to my room at Motel Six. But at least the lights are on.

[wrathof59]

Kerry doesn't eat Heinz:)

[Chode]

booo...

[Michael.SF.]

Fair dinkum

You know, you are never 'fluent' in a 'foreign' language until you know the slang and you Aussies are awesome with your slang!

[mmanager]

She prefers "Hunt" :)~

[mmanager]

I meant the plural version "H(C)unt's"

[melt]

"NEVER order Tomato based products OR sandwiches [sic].” Thus, ketchup, the condiment that made Mrs. Heinz Kerry’s previous husband enormously wealthy, is out of the question."

That's right. Ketchup is only for the "Little People".

[Aussie Dasher]

I can't blame him for that...

[AppyPappy]

"The phone and the ability to order movies in-suite should always be turned on and ready to go for JK’s arrival.”

Somehow I can't see Lurch watching porn

"Look Theresa, maybe you could do that"
"OK, call up the bell boy".

[lesser_satan]

I don't know about the bike, but could sure go for some "exercise" with her!

[Kieri]

Hey, I've got a recumbant trike (a Re-Trike, to be specific) and it's no easy ride! The frame is heavy and going uphill is a major workout.

In case you were wondering, I picked it over a regular bike because I can pedal it with my heels, something foot reconstruction made necessary.

The thing earns me more than a few looks while I'm out...!

[gondramB]

"LOL - Yah all that liberal Newsmax bias... ;)"

{Chuckle} That is certainly a problem we don't have.

But the term "rube" was applied to the VP by The Smoking Gun and only quoted by NewsMax.

[CheyennePress]

I'm a traveling rube. Nothing quite like being dirt broke and fancy free student. Doing it this summer. Just going to camp across the country, sleep in the backseat of my car, shave in the morning at reststops. Maybe a $25 hotel when I'm looking to shower that night.

Hey, I've been to all 50 states, my car gets 45 to the gallon, and life is good. ;) Just cruisin down the backroads, camping where I like the scenery.

Only way to see the West.

[j_tull]

and what the hell is a "recumbent bike"

a recumbent bike is a device that that puts the rider in a position to perform auto-fellatio.