To: orionblamblam
He says physics and the Bible show that the vastness of space revolves around us; that we're at the center of everything, on a planet that does not rotate. Interesting theory, but imprecise. "We're" not at the center of everything. I am at the center of everything. I call it my Karlcentric theory absolute truth.
Do you feel dizzy? If so, that's because I just made the whole universe spin around me and my chair seat. Weeeee!
20 posted on
03/28/2006 12:20:40 PM PST by
KarlInOhio
(If you have a leaking pipe, you shut off the water valve before deciding on amnesty for the puddles.)
To: KarlInOhio
Hah!
Q: How many sorority girls does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One. She grabs hold of it, and the universe revolves around her.
27 posted on
03/28/2006 12:24:27 PM PST by
ArrogantBustard
(Western Civilisation is aborting, buggering, and contracepting itself out of existence.)
To: KarlInOhio
Do you feel dizzy? If so, that's because I just made the whole universe spin around me and my chair seat. Weeeee! Please stop! I just ate lunch.
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