The whole dateline gave it away before I read the first sentence. It's not only a fake agency, but it's dated tomorrow. I feel bad now, I though Pub knew it was fake and just didn't tag it with the appropriate alert. As predicted, the thread is now full of questioning comments by the cognitively challenged.
I am going to watch to see what happens with this article.. it may be interesting who else picks it up...
Excuse me? Cognitively challenged?
I'll have you know I am way smarter than John Kerry.
Admittedly, I should have said: "this is a joke, right?"
But, although obviously not true, it wasn't actually funny like Onion stuff.