I wonder if there is a Home Depot on the Cape of Cod?
hehe...
on a similar note, let's take the leftist to task on open borders by creating the following:
H1-TV Visa
This visa will be issued without question to anyone in the world who wants to come to the USA and work in the media.
Foreign journalist are more than willing to come to America and do the jobs American journalist are unwilling to do.
It'll be good for immigrants, as they will have opportunities unavailable to them back in Canada, UK, NZ, Australia, Botswana, Ireland, or Zimbabwe.
Media companies will get well trained TV and Media personalities for a fraction of current costs.
H1-Ph.D Visa
If you are a teacher or school administrator anywhere on planet Earth, you can use this visa to come and work in the USA no questions asked.
Taxpayers will save money on education costs buy hiring less expensive foreign educators and administrators, and the American teachers will be freed from the terrible jobs they really don't want to do.
somehow I doubt the left establishment will rush out to support such a proposal....