"Great, get a rope and some pigsh*t smear him real good and hoist him up....Send pics to all arab capitals."
If we ever catch Bin Laden, I would immediately turn him over to those Romanian's out of the Hannibal Lecter movie. They have nice hogs and I'm sure they would be glad to film a small documentary.
When we catch Osama, firing squad, but not before he watches as each member dips their bullet in pig fat and he gets to see the pigskin he's going to get as a burial shroud.